Shelli’s Meme

The lovely Shelli of Shelli’s Sentiments created this meme.  How cool is that?

It’s called – 6 Weird things I do while getting ready to sleep or while sleeping:

She wants her meme to be internet-wide by tomorrow, or the day after so I’m not tagging anyone.  I’m telling you.  Do it!

6. A few hours before bed I try to make sure that I’ve drunk enough beer to paralyze a moose.  That way I’m sure to fall right to sleep.

5.  Next, I put down some fresh rubber sheets because, well… I tend to soil myself during the night.  I just don’t feel like getting up.

4.  Then, I give the ol’ snotlocker a good going over with my pinky nail that I let grow extra long, just for this purpose.  I just can’t get a good night’s sleep unless I can really BREATHE.

3.  I don’t wear anything to bed.  It just means more laundry.

2.  Once I fall asleep, I’m like a giant log that was felled in the forest.  I don’t move an inch and it sounds like someone is trying to turn me into firewood with their buzzsaw. 

1.  I have the same dream every single night.  Did ya ever see that movie Deliverance?