Shelli’s Meme

June 19, 2007 at 11:28 pm 12 comments

The lovely Shelli of Shelli’s Sentiments created this meme.  How cool is that?

It’s called – 6 Weird things I do while getting ready to sleep or while sleeping:

She wants her meme to be internet-wide by tomorrow, or the day after so I’m not tagging anyone.  I’m telling you.  Do it!

6. A few hours before bed I try to make sure that I’ve drunk enough beer to paralyze a moose.  That way I’m sure to fall right to sleep.

5.  Next, I put down some fresh rubber sheets because, well… I tend to soil myself during the night.  I just don’t feel like getting up.

4.  Then, I give the ol’ snotlocker a good going over with my pinky nail that I let grow extra long, just for this purpose.  I just can’t get a good night’s sleep unless I can really BREATHE.

3.  I don’t wear anything to bed.  It just means more laundry.

2.  Once I fall asleep, I’m like a giant log that was felled in the forest.  I don’t move an inch and it sounds like someone is trying to turn me into firewood with their buzzsaw. 

1.  I have the same dream every single night.  Did ya ever see that movie Deliverance?

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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. teri  |  June 19, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you!

    hahahahahaha

    Reply
  • 2. Zed  |  June 20, 2007 at 12:05 am

    It’s official. You scare me. 🙂

    Reply
  • 3. Nobody™  |  June 20, 2007 at 2:57 am

    Oh yes, number 4 fits me as well. Can’t have them boogers cloggin the nostrils while I’m sleeping.

    Reply
  • 4. mixednut42  |  June 20, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Teri & Zed – Who me?

    Nobody – I think we were separated at birth.

    Reply
  • 5. Michele  |  June 20, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Hi Mixed just discovering you,
    that meme was funnier than hell.
    You got skills. 🙂

    Reply
  • 6. mixednut42  |  June 20, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    Yo Michele! Thanks and welcome to the gallery.

    Reply
  • 7. Dick Small  |  June 21, 2007 at 5:01 am

    With the exception of #3 and #1, this is QUITE a disturbing list….

    Reply
  • 8. mixednut42  |  June 21, 2007 at 5:35 am

    Dick – You saw Deliverance too?

    Reply
  • 9. Dick Small  |  June 21, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    No. but i heard about it. Maybe someday we can watch it “together” (if you catch my drift. *wink).

    Reply
  • 10. Jen  |  June 21, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    bravo!
    a fine job on this meme

    Reply
  • 11. mixednut42  |  June 22, 2007 at 1:12 am

    Dick – Catch? Can I pitch instead?

    Jen – Muchas Grass!

    Reply
  • 12. Dick Small  |  June 22, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    You can do whatever you want. After I’ve had a few beers.

    Reply

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