Catch Up

August 23, 2007 at 8:43 pm 13 comments

Several weeks back I was tagged by Jen from Casual Slack.
I’m just now getting around to it. Thanks Jen! Love ya. Mean it.

5 People who will be annoyed that you tagged them:

1. The deli girl at the market. That bitch is annoyed by anything.
2. My landlady.
3. My homeboy from 13th St. Sucka!
4. The Maytag repair man. He’s got nothin’ better to do.
5. Stewie Griffin.

4 Things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth:

1. Telemarketers.
2. The 20 minutes of commercials before the movie starts.
3. Beets.
4. Marijuana Laws

3 Things that people do that make you want to shake them violently:

1. Reading while driving.
2. Lying.
3. Breathing.

2 Things you find yourself moaning about:

1. Work.
2. The fact that I’ve just been kicked in the nuts.

1 Thing the above answers tell you about yourself:

I’d be happier on the moon?

Question #1: What were you doing 10 years ago?

Back then I was happily married with a 1 year old son still living in Tumbleweed City and working a pretty good job close to LA.

Question #2: List 5 snacks you enjoy:

1. Ruffles potato chips.
2. Tortilla w/cheese and avocado.
3. Girl Scout Thin Mints.
4. Chocolate ice cream.
5. Popcorn.

Question #3: List 5 songs you know all the lyrics to:

1. Sex Dwarf
2. Pussy Strut
3. Police Truck
4. Titties & Beer
5. Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage

Question #4: List 5 things you would do if you were a millionaire:

1. Take care of my immediate family.
2. Build a skating rink with a real wood floor.
3. Travel. Then travel some more.
4. Go back to school.
5. Never worry.

Question #5: List 5 bad habits:

1. Cussing/swearing.
2. Forgetting where I am and belching REALLY loud.
3. Taking a dump in the litterbox while visiting friends with cats.
4. Driving while naked.
5. Passing a clogged bong.

Question #6: List 5 things you would never wear again:

1. Bell bottoms.
2. Combat boots.
3. Wig.
4. Makeup.
5. My heart on my sleeve.

Question #7: List 5 favorite toys:

1. Feral cats.
2. Rusty razor blades.
3. Chainsaws.
4. Plastic shopping bags.
5. Electrical outlets.


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13 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Doctor Mom  |  August 23, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    There are marijuana laws?

    What marijuana laws?

  • 2. teri  |  August 24, 2007 at 12:10 am

    very interesting answers. It’s good to see that you don’t take yourself too seriously….or anything else for that matter.

    I think you would be happier on the moon or one of the Saturn’s moons. You know, something with a little more scenery.

    Although the moon does look upon the Earth and how lovely is that.

    Okay, the moon it is. How do you want to get there?

  • 3. teri  |  August 24, 2007 at 12:42 am

    I’ve never heard these songs, what genre are they?

    1. Sex Dwarf
    2. Pussy Strut
    3. Police Truck
    4. Titties & Beer
    5. Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage

  • 4. mixednut  |  August 24, 2007 at 3:47 am

    Doc – Unfortunately!

    Teri – Genre? Who knows.
    I’ll list the artists and let you decide.

    1. Soft Cell
    2. The Waitresses
    3. Dead Kennedys
    4. Frank Zappa
    5. Killer Pussy

  • 5. Michele  |  August 24, 2007 at 5:10 am

    MN , get some chronic and get a hold
    of yourself!

  • 6. teri  |  August 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    oh, they are actual songs sung by actual people and not just porn movies, like I thought?

  • 7. Chris  |  August 24, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    You use other people’s litter boxes too? I thought I was the only one!

    Great answers!

  • 8. dick small  |  August 28, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Maybe if we pay the Doctor enough, she’ll write us all a prescription for marijuana. I’ve heard for the right price, she’ll do just about anything. Well, that’s what Teri told me..

  • 9. zed  |  August 31, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    My responses to you, in non-numerically correct order:

    1. I love your Maytag Repairman response. Ha!
    2. I will try not to breathe on your blog.
    3. Girl Scout Thin Mints. The best!
    4. You’d better be joking about the feral cats mister!!

  • 10. dick small  |  September 4, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    I have no idea what a feral cat is.

  • 11. mixednut  |  September 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Michele – I wish!

    Teri – Great titles for porn now that you mention it.

    Chris – When ya gotta go….

    Dick – hmmmm….

    Zed – Ha!

    Dick – Refer to #5 on the above artist list I gave to Teri.

  • 12. dick small  |  September 6, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    Well I’m more confused now than ever. Forget it, I don’t want to know.

  • 13. Grant Miller, Esq.  |  September 6, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    But my daughters like beets.


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