Rhino-who?

I’ve heard that one of the leading causes of the common cold is the rhinovirus. Well that makes sense because last weekend it felt like a rhino ran. my. ass. over. Then came back to wipe off his feet on my backside. And while I had completely lost my appetite, I knew I had to eat something. The only thing that came to mind was an old acronym, BRAT. But I wasn’t sure what it stood for. I think it was Beer, Rum, Absolute, Tequila. Seems to be working quite well.